“Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time - and millions are doing nothing because it's the best offer they've had this week. It is for these people and many others that the Surprise Party is conceived and desecrated, founded upon the principle that everybody is just as good as anybody else, even though they aren't quite so smart.” PeopleFirstsTodayBornPartyPrinciplesMillionsWeekOffersSmartFirst TimeSurpriseDoing NothingSurprise Party Author:Gracie Allen
“As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down."” PeopleIfsMenWellsSaidDoneKnownSittingGreat MenWell KnownSitting DownOffending Author:Gracie Allen
“Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.” PeopleGivingCountryStatesWholeTogetherUnitedCommonVisionUnited StatesShouldersGloriousGood WorkCommon GoodMarching Forward Author:Gracie Allen
“Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.” PeopleFunnyBrainAmazedStart The Day Author:Gracie Allen
