“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” YearsRunningSchoolFunnyFamilyClassFiveTeacherTeachingSmartMy FamilyIntelligenceFive YearsSeniorSchool TeachersSmartnessFunny FamilyRetired TeacherRetiring Teachers Author:Gracie Allen
“Never place a period where God has placed a comma.” HumorFunnyMotivationPeriodsAgingThoughtful Author:Gracie Allen
“I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.” InspirationalFirstsBookEndsFunnyReadingMiddleReading BooksSpeed Reading Author:Gracie Allen
“A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.” TryingFunnyYoungGivenBoysLazyHopelessLazinessDaddyDiscouragedGiven UpSlothIndolenceSurly Author:Gracie Allen
“Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.” PeopleFunnyBrainAmazedStart The Day Author:Gracie Allen