“I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.” RingsCandidatesHats Author:Gracie Allen
“A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.” FallCandidatesVotersPlatforms Author:Gracie Allen
“All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.” ThinkingCountryDoneJusticeCommonShareHavensSpeechRidiculousCommon SenseCandidates Author:Gracie Allen
