“Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.” MenLoveFactsRelationshipsMarriageMen And WomenSelfishnessRealisticViewpointsLiving TogetherGuysAssholesJerks Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Some people that are in charge are usually less intelligent than the people who work under them. The reason why those people are in charge and you aren’t is because you have a conscience.” FactsWisdomJobsWorkCareersMoralityEthicsConscienceEthicalRat RaceUnintelligentBosses Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.” HumorSchoolClassCollegeUniversitySarcasmHomeworkLove HateRandomProfessor Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object… believe me, they tend to not be as picky as you might think when it comes to that.” SexWomenRelationshipsMen And WomenImpressionManLaughPickyYour WorthSex Object Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“I don’t understand why Universities only offer undergraduate classes during the day when their professional staff should be smart enough to know that a large percentage of their students are non-traditional.” ClassCollegeUniversityStaffStudentNon TraditionalClass Work Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.” RelationshipsHeartbreakBlameWork OutDecisionsLost LoveExesOverFailed Relationships Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.” HumorFunnySexCongressConvictionSarcasmPregnancyOpinionsBirth ControlFilmsSex ScenesUnwanted Pregnancies Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading
“The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.” MotherMoneyFamilyMarriageWifeEngagementWeddingPoopResponsibilitiesRingToiletEngagement Ring Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading