“I'd just find a story in Canada and come and do it. Combine harvester banger - actually I've done that: banger racing up in Red Deer [in Alberta, for his 1998 doc series Extreme Machines].” DoneStoriesRedMachinesSeriesExtremesCanadaRacingDeerAlberta Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.” MenYearsImportantBookTakenMiddleDogRedStormRisingFedsTomsSelectedLiver Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.” IfsThinkingAmericaStupidLike YouComfortRedWesternFatsHolidayRudeProgrammesInnsLobsterVery StupidComing To America Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t” SaidReadingNextCarReaderEatingRedWindowLettersMirrorsRidingLeafsBikeFerrariHatchet Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.” IfsWayLightRunningFunRedOffensiveCruiseRed Lights Author:Jeremy Clarkson
