“If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'” IfsWantBreakStupidWallOffensiveScottishHandkerchiefsHadrianBagpipesYour StupidRiddanceGood Riddance Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.” IfsWayLightRunningFunRedOffensiveCruiseRed Lights Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.” HardJobsEffortMurderMirrorsChecksOffensiveGearsTop GearChanging Jobs Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.” WayShouldTakenWorstShould HaveDriversOffensiveSpiteful Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.” HumansUseCarFinishedSeatsOffensive Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.” WorldCountryOrderWorstCrimeOfficePoliceCamerasResponseExtraordinaryBoundsSpeedViolentLazyOffensiveViolent Crimes Author:Jeremy Clarkson
