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Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'.

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“Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.”

Should Mind Cutting Should Have Everyday Speed Toes Fog Save A Life Everyday Living

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.”

People Life Should Seems Happens Running Belief Risk Accidents Smoke Meat

Book:The world according to Clarkson

Source: The world according to Clarkson

“The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite”

Should Sex Avoided Wagons Top Gear Transvestites

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.”

Way Should Taken Worst Should Have Drivers Offensive Spiteful

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.”

Should Kind Ideas Ends Including Illness Bored Appropriate Good Ideas Being Bored Loose Ends Herpes

Book:The world according to Clarkson

Source: The world according to Clarkson

“I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?”

Should Children I Can Mother Dishes Dirt Mother And Child

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

About the Author

Born: April 11, 1960
Known for: Broadcaster
Quotes: 123

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