“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes of cultural and spiritual enrichment.” LifeFriendsDriving Book:The Grand Tour Guide to the World Source: The Grand Tour Guide to the World
“No really. If you only have seven years left, that means the Reaper will be dropping round for tea and buns in about 61,000 hours from now. You therefore shouldn’t be wasting time by pootling to the garden centre at walking pace. So come on, grandad. The clock’s ticking. Pedal to the metal. Or you’ll be in your flowerbed before the plants you bought.” TimeDriving Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.” BitsSleepBedSorryDrivingI'm SorryCouchesTop GearCool CarsAston Martin Book:Driven to Distraction Source: Driven to Distraction
“Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.” TryingDrivingHoneyCowsStaircasesTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson