“Like many men, I can never find anything that I'm looking for, even when I'm actually looking at it. In a fridge, I think milk is actually invisible to the male eye. And so, it turns out, are dirty great holes in the fence.” ThinkingMenI CanEyeTurnsMalesInvisibleHolesDirtyMilkFenceFridges Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.” ThinkingIdeasWould BeBitsTiesCheerGood IdeasPeterVansInhumanBarbaric Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head has just exploded!” ThinkingSwedish Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Extravagant is, I think, the word we all thought when we met ... A lot of money went into that [The Grand Tour's ]. I just thought it would be a good idea to have a bridge from the old to the new and that was a way of saying 'Right, well now look where we are.'” ThinkingWayWellsLooksIdeasWould BeMetsBridgesGood IdeasLots Of MoneyExtravagant Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.” ThinkingFunny Things Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.” IfsThinkingMeanMorningCarWake UpInsaneOnionsBmwTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude - it's not a holiday programme, it's the truth.” IfsThinkingAmericaStupidLike YouComfortRedWesternFatsHolidayRudeProgrammesInnsLobsterVery StupidComing To America Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?” ThinkingHeardMadTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.” ThinkingPersonsSpecialCarMates Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.” ThinkingKnowsFacts Author:Jeremy Clarkson
