“God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.” WorldMaySixTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!” WorldTurnsDemocracyLet MeLecturesTop GearTraction Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.” MenWorldAmericaGirlAnimalCitiesMoralModernSurpriseBoatRealisingCentreModern WorldThighsZoosPubs Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have declared war on another democracy - England versus Finland in the second world war, in case you're interested - and we're always at the front of the queue when Johnny Foreigner gets a bit uppity. Who stood up to the Kaiser? Who stood up to Adolf? And let's not forget the Argies. What other country would have sent its fleet halfway round the world and lost 250 men to protect a flock of sheep and some oil that might or might not be there? We're still at it.” MenWorldStillsWarCountryFactsMightEarthAmericaLostNationsBitsForgetCasesDemocracyModernFrontsProtectEnglandRoundsOilWar Of The WorldsBritainCombatSheepWorld War IOther CountriesVersusModern WorldHalfwayForeignersFlocksSecond World WarStood UpQueuesFinland Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.” WorldRunningTurnsWaterPoorHugeThirdsTablesOilIceDesertIslandsPoisonLayersIndigenousCapsWildlifeThird WorldArthurOzoneTop GearOzone LayerFalklands Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.” WorldCountryOrderWorstCrimeOfficePoliceCamerasResponseExtraordinaryBoundsSpeedViolentLazyOffensiveViolent Crimes Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“You take out an injunction against somebody or some organisation and immediately news of that injunction and the people involved and the story behind the injunction is in a legal-free world on Twitter and the Internet. It's pointless.” PeopleWorldStoriesBehindsInternetInvolvedNewsPointlessOrganisationFree World Author:Jeremy Clarkson
