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Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'.

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Famous Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

“Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”

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“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.”

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“Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.”

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“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?”

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“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.””

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“I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”

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“It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom”

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“I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.”

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Book:Driven to Distraction

Source: Driven to Distraction

“The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.”

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“Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.”

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“A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.”

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About the Author

Born: April 11, 1960
Known for: Broadcaster
Quotes: 123

Books & Sources

The world according to ClarksonRelated source material

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And Another ThingRelated source material

Driven to DistractionRelated source material

How Hard Can It Be?: The World According to ClarksonRelated source material

Is It Really Too Much To Ask?Related source material

Round the bendRelated source material

The Complete World According to ClarksonRelated source material

The Grand Tour Guide to the WorldRelated source material

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