“Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”
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Famous Jeremy Clarkson Quotes
“Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.”
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?”
“I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”
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