“Oh, no. Christmas is never over, unless you want it to be.”
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Famous Lauren Myracle Quotes
“It’s The Addie Show all over again. Every channel, every network.”
“YOU WILL DIE OF SUFFOCATION IN THE ICY COLD OF SPACE.”
“Holidays bring out neediness like nothing else.”
“But he thought that if the world was layered with meaning, then she was the evidence, right here.”
“I'm afraid that you're leaving me, so i'm leaving you first.”
“We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes.”
“Any sentence that combined "I love you" and "but" could not be good.”
“It wasn't that he didn't love me, because I knew he did. As for me, I loved him so much it hurt.”
“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
“Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!”
“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
“I was just teasing," I say. "I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world.”
