“Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?” KnowsFormUniverseMissingIntelligentContestsDid You KnowIntelligent Life Author:Lily Tomlin
“Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.” KnowsPlayFormFoundWinningShareIntelligentCosmosLoserDid You KnowIntelligent LifePlay To Win Author:Lily Tomlin
“To act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting. You know you can't go back next week and fix it. Whereas in a live audience you know it's so in the moment and you just go with what's happening. First of all you never have to see it again so you don't know if you were really fulfilling it or not.” IfsKnowsFirstsLittlesMomentsNextTermChanceAudienceOne ThingWeekHappeningsPerformancesCamerasFulfillingTake A ChanceCapturedNext Week Author:Lily Tomlin
“I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.” KnowsMeanKidsTodayGrowsWorryGrowing UpModernRevolutionDirtyModern LifeSexual Revolution Author:Lily Tomlin
“If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.” IfsKnowsSufferingKnow HowDogCatSensitive Author:Lily Tomlin
“You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.” KnowsHardMightFunnyInterestingCurrentsRelevantSerendipitySomething Interesting Author:Lily Tomlin
“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.” IfsKnowsMadeLyingKnow How Author:Lily Tomlin
