“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” LifeHumorRat Race Author:Lily Tomlin
“I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.” LifeMotivation Author:Lily Tomlin
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” LifeInspirationalShouldHas BeensWantedFunnyDeathWomenRealizingInspiringShould HaveChristmasAspirationBirthdaySarcasmSarcasticFavouriteFunny InspirationalShould Have BeenInsperationalFunny MotivationalHave A LaughSpecificityFunniest InspirationalWitty One Liners Author:Lily Tomlin
“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?” LifeInspirationalSaidGodFunnyWomenPrayerPrayingHumorousHilariousSchizophreniaSchizophrenicTalking To GodFunny Religious Author:Lily Tomlin
“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.” LoveLifeRealityUniverseRelationshipWittyCollectivesHunches Author:Lily Tomlin
