“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?” IfsInspirationalBookDoneTruthFunnyReadingBeautyHairTruth IsHumorousLibraryWittyMakeupLibrarianLibrary BooksLibraries And LibrariansLibrary CardsHair Stylist Author:Lily Tomlin
“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?” LifeInspirationalSaidGodFunnyWomenPrayerPrayingHumorousHilariousSchizophreniaSchizophrenicTalking To GodFunny Religious Author:Lily Tomlin
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” MenNeedsBookHumorFunnyLanguageCommunicationDrinkHumorousComplainingBeerSarcasmPower Of Language Author:Lily Tomlin
“There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.” CultureFunBecomingHumorousSkinsPlasticVinylSyntheticLeopardsSnow Leopards Author:Lily Tomlin
“We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.” CareFunnyCompanyTechnologyHumorousPhonesDon't Care Author:Lily Tomlin
