“If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.” IfsThinkingWayShouldIdeasWould BeLaughingEvolutionCreaturesSurvivalDiedSaltWorth ItSomething BetterSurvival Of The FittestWittiest Author:Lily Tomlin
“Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.” WayGivingYearsChildrenJobsUsedGirlTenBlowLiberationIsolatedTwelveStunnedBlow Job Author:Lily Tomlin
“I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.” WayBelieveStillsSexDirtyI Still Believe Author:Lily Tomlin
“Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.” WayCharacterUseTypeCreatingAnother WayCreating Characters Author:Lily Tomlin
“You can't expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it's a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.” IfsWayBigsStepsFiguresDeeperInsightHeyConfusedRight DirectionSteps In The Right Direction Author:Lily Tomlin
