“If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest.' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest.' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.” IfsThinkingWayShouldIdeasWould BeLaughingEvolutionCreaturesSurvivalDiedSaltWorth ItSomething BetterSurvival Of The FittestWittiest Author:Lily Tomlin
“I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.” PeopleIfsThinkingWarWould BeProfit Author:Lily Tomlin
“If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.” IfsHas BeensMightWould BeFunnyKnownWillingSettlingSarcasticMight Have BeenEyeglasses Author:Lily Tomlin
“I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean, imagine a world filled with nothing but firemen, cowboys, nurses and ballerinas.” IfsWorldMeanWould BeWantedWonderImagineGrewGrew UpFilledNurseCowboyBallerinaFireman Author:Lily Tomlin
“Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.” IfsWorldWould BeWantedGrewGrew UpNurseBallerinaFireman Author:Lily Tomlin
