“We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.” StoriesProblemFamilyListeningMetsDirtyAdviser Author:Robert Orben
“Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons. Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, 'I am one of you, I understand,' and implicitly it promises, 'I will do something about your problems.'” GivingPersonsProblemPresidentChanceArmsPromiseWarmReach OutListenersRelaxed Author:Robert Orben
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.” StatesProblemAmericaAsksUnitedLibertyUnited StatesHumorousProfoundLibertarianInsaneAliensIndianIllegalNative AmericanLimiting GovernmentIllegal AliensPolitics FunnyPolitical Wisdom Author:Robert Orben
“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.” ProblemFunnySufferingMoneyTaxesPaymentFunny Friend Author:Robert Orben
“THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.” IfsWorldTwoProblemWould BeTodayMosesTabletsAspirinSinai Author:Robert Orben
“All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it; but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.” YearsMeanTwoProblemMightHappensTodayAbleCan DoGriefCryMonthsTenOur FamilyPanicTwo DaysTwo Months Author:Robert Orben