Source: Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm
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Famous Roseanne Barr Quotes
“I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.”
“A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.”
“Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to.”
“Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.”
“There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.”
“I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.”
“There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.”