“Get involved in life, and you will find why.”
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Famous Santosh Kalwar Quotes
“What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, you can catch a cold.”
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“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
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“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
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“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
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“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
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“Two artists had an art contest...It ended in a draw.”
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“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
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