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Famous Santosh Kalwar Quotes
“Get involved in life, and you will find why.”
“When it comes to people, the more you try to make sense of them, the less sense they make.”
“What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships.”
“There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.”
“Cartoonist found dead in the home. Details are sketchy.”
“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.”
“Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.”
“I was not born with English in my pocket.”
“Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.”
“Your tears don't stop the clock.”
“What is fastest, hot or cold? Hot, you can catch a cold.”
“The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?”
“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
“Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
“A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars. They are working tirelessly to catch him.”
“I just got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work.”
“It'll still be stationery no matter how much you push the envelope.”