America: A User's Guide
A source page for quotes linked to Simon Hoggart.
“Peter Mandelson is the only man I know who can skulk in broad daylight.”
“Fish have water, the bushmen of the Kalahari have sand, and Houstonians have interior décor.”
“I've served on five different juries, and many of them were bonkers in their own way.”
“The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.”
“I know of no wars started by anyone to impose lack of religion on someone else.”
“In Washington, success is just a training course for failure.”
“They're called Virgin Trains because they don't go all the way.”