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Famous Terry Pratchett Quotes
“"Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure sign of a diseased mind."”
“I imagine that fish have no word for water.”
“There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.”
“At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.”
“Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.”
“Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.”
“You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.”
“We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience”
“You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?”
“Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY.”