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Famous Terry Pratchett Quotes
“I am death, not taxes. I turn up only once.”
“The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.”
“I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.”
“Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving”
“What can the harvest hope for...”
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease.”
“Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad.”
“Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.”
“Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.”
“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.”
“Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”
“The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.”
“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”
“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”