“The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.”
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Famous Wilson Mizner Quotes
“There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.”
“He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.”
“The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.”
“A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.”
“Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.”
Source: Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner
“Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.”
“God help those who do not help themselves.”
Source: Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner