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“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'”

Quote by Dean Martin

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American singer and actor, renowned for his unique sense of humor and singing talent. Dean Martin was a highly influential figure in the American entertainment industry in the mid-20th century, one of the famous 'Rat Pack' entertainers. His music and performance style were deeply loved by the public, and he had a profound impact on popular culture. more

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