“I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.” LyingBallsGolfKicksSandRoughTrapsCaddies Author:Bob Hope
“I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.” LongGamesGolfHandicapsNumeralsRoman Numerals Author:Bob Hope
“If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.” IfsWantPlayCoursesGoldGolfDirtyLightningGolfersGolf CourseGolfingGolf LifeFunny GolfPlaying GolfGreat GolfingFunny GolfingCold WeatherLet Him GoGolf Jokes Author:Bob Hope
“Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.” PeopleWorldMindLooksDoneHopeGamesGolfIdiotPeace Of MindLook At MeRuinedGolfingFunny GolfRobbingFunny Game Author:Bob Hope
“My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese.” LawHalfWifeSonAffectionMy WifeIn-lawsTaiwanSon-in-law Author:Jackie Chan
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.” FunnyHopeGamesCitizensGolfUselessGolfersGolf CourseGolfingOne LinerFunny GolfFunny GolfingGolf GameGolf JokesGolf HumorHumorous Golf Author:Bob Hope
“A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.” FoundFieldsGolfPhotographerShootingStreamsFlattered Author:Bob Hope
“I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'” SaidPainDiesNextWaitingGolfSwings Author:Bob Hope
“Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.” HardReasonHopeNextGamesMissingFiguresOne DayGreenGolfNo ReasonTrapsNext DayStinkFunny GolfGolf GameGolf JokesShank Author:Bob Hope
“I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.” ThinkingGivingBeautifulGamesBreakAirMissingPureShotsGive MeBreathsGolfClubsSillyBreathingUpsetDeep BreathFresh AirTake A Deep BreathBeautiful DayGive Me Strength Author:Bob Hope
