“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.” FallOpportunityWishInspiringBehindsMissingFailureFear Of FailureMissed OpportunityAfraid Of FailureMissing Opportunity Author:Lily Tomlin
“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?” LifeInspirationalSaidGodFunnyWomenPrayerPrayingHumorousHilariousSchizophreniaSchizophrenicTalking To GodFunny Religious Author:Lily Tomlin
“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” MenNeedsBookHumorFunnyLanguageCommunicationDrinkHumorousComplainingBeerSarcasmPower Of Language Author:Lily Tomlin
“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.” InspirationalTryingActingStressTensionBreakupReliefRelaxRelaxationRelaxedSlow DownFunny InspirationalStressedStress ReliefStress ManagementSlowingWork And Life BalanceWork StressReduce StressLife StressInspirational Stress ReliefFunny StressRelaxation And StressLess Stress Author:Lily Tomlin
“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.” ShouldDiesLaughingSurvivalSurvival Of The FittestWittiest Author:Lily Tomlin
“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.” LoveLifeRealityUniverseRelationshipWittyCollectivesHunches Author:Lily Tomlin
“I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.” ThinkingInspirationalMayPersonsHumorFunnyWorryComedianPlaying MusicFunny WorkClassic MusicFunny Comedian Author:Lily Tomlin
“If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.” IfsWellsBookWatchesTelevisionTvsWatching TvWatching TelevisionTelevision Watching Author:Lily Tomlin