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Quote by Jerry Coleman

“That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.”

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Jerry Coleman, an American baseball player, was born on September 14, 1924, and passed away on January 5, 2014. He achieved significant success in his baseball career, serving as a key player for the New York Yankees. more

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