“When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.”
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“After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.”
“Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?”
“Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.”
“I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.”
“I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.”
“Fame is rot; daughters are the thing.”
Source: My Best Plays (Annotated Edition)
