“There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.” Quote by B. C. Forbes
“My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along.” HeartPlayMomentsMy HeartMetsCrushCrushing On Him Author:Jennifer Harrison
“My insides still turn over when he looks at me that certain way.” WayLooksStillsCertainTurnsCrushLook At Me Book:Forever Source: Forever
“I don't know what to say when I have a crush on somebody. I kind of lose my words. I really try to start a conversation, and I can't. It's horrible.” KnowsTryingKindI CanLosesConversationHorribleCrushI Have A CrushHaving A Crush Author:Alexa Vega
“The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.” PeopleThinkingWayFunnyTravelDressesAirports Author:Andy Borowitz
“I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.” KnowsRealFunnyNew YorkTravelLocalsSuspectsAirportsPranks Author:Dave Barry
“Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"” SaidFunnyAirBrotherTravelSecondsClevelandLuggage Author:Red Buttons
“Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.” IfsWayHardFunnyBoysTravelGenderHatsBathroomSpainHard WayFlamingos Author:Dave Barry
“The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That's a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse.” TryingFunnyWalksMonthsHonorBattleTravelHorseParksThemeMarchBrutalMoscowTheme ParksFreezer Author:Peter Sagal
“The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.” GovernmentRunningFunnyTravelChinaFranceTrafficCones Author:Dave Barry
“Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.” RealEarthFunnyQualityPiecesPlanetsTheoryTravelEstatesPlanet EarthKansas Author:W. Bruce Cameron