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“Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.”

Quote by Josh Billings

Book:Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day

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Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day

This book features a compilation of humorous essays and anecdotes by Josh Billings, a renowned American humorist, curated and presented by Donald Day. The content is drawn from Billings' observations and experiences, showcasing his distinctive New England wit and humor. more

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Josh Billings, born on April 21, 1818, was a renowned American humorist. His works are known for their wit, humor, and satire, which have won the hearts of many readers. His life was full of legend, transitioning from a farmer to a writer, which became the theme of many stories. more

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