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“If life is a joke, let us play it.”

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“I joke instead of screaming.”

Book:History Is All You Left Me

Source: History Is All You Left Me

“I love you. I love you. I love you. Always have, probably always will. Happy?” she said. He stopped when he was standing mere inches away. Reaching out, he captured her face in his hands and smoothed his thumbs across her cheekbones to clear her tears. “You have no idea how relieved I am to hear you say that,” he said.”

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Book:Anything for You

Source: Anything for You

“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the lift of an eyebrow. Remember that if offence can possibly be taken, it will be.”

Insult Joke Offence

Book:10 Lb. Penalty

Source: 10 Lb. Penalty

“UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”

Mystery Joke Ufo

Book:Master of Stupidity

Source: Master of Stupidity

“The bottom line is no matter what happens to you, you got to keep going; and bitterness is quite cumbersome. Jokes is a way of shaking that off, processing something with the alchemy of levity.”

Keep Going Bitterness Joke Processing

Author:Dave Chappelle

“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I know what I said,” Akhol cut in sharply, rubbing his eyes. “There was something wrong with it. Like the Demon had adapted to the darkness and water.” I shivered. “Did he have a ring that he called ‘my precious’?” I joked to try and lighten the mood. I didn’t get a good look at the Demon, but my mind had no problems picturing Gollum. They stared at me blankly.”

Joke Funny Humor Timeless Series

Book:Abyss

Source: Abyss

“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy, your golfing days are over.”

Humor Golf Coffee Joke Golfing Coma Golfer

Book:To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

Source: To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Misery Lark? No need to be careful. She’s not particularly dangerous, so feel free to cross her. What is she gonna do? Chuck her lint roller at you?”

Humour Vampire Wedding Joke Lol Not Dangerous Lint Roller She S Coping

Book:Bride

Source: Bride

“Andel hasn’t been there in weeks. Is he dead?” I scoffed. “More alive than ever. They disappear during the day, but will never let me sleep alone.” “In case you have a sudden head trauma and accidentally decide you like one of them more than the others?”

Joke Lol Like Possessive Reverse Harem Head Trauma

Book:A City of Whispers

Source: A City of Whispers

“Is this a collaboration? I promised Eve she would be my first.” “Pretty sure Moses was your first. Better let her down gently.”

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Book:Plier

Source: Plier