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“The reason is that you eat too many foods that are high in "calories," which are little units that measure how good a particular food tastes. Fudge, for example, has a great many calories, whereas celery, which is not really a food at all but a member of the plywood family, provided by Mother Nature so that mankind would have a way to get onion dip into his mouth at parties, has none.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry's guide to life

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Dave Barry's guide to life

Dave Barry's Guide to Life is a compilation of humorous essays and anecdotes that provide readers with a light-hearted perspective on everyday life and its challenges. The book is known for its clever humor and Barry's distinctive style, blending wit with practical advice on topics ranging from personal finance to health and relationships. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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