“There!" cried a voice behind them. "Kill the ungrateful tourists!”
Source: The House of Hades
“One rarely finds salvation in Florida.”
Source: The Heiress
“This isn’t a story about survival because a lot of my pieces have already been lost. Some rebirth has occurred, so I cannot say I’ve survived when I’m not the same person who started this journey.”
Source: Separate Things: A Memoir
“Yes, Mom. Wrap it before you tap it. Or was it don’t be silly and wrap your willy?” Suli tapped her chin. “No. I think it was sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!”
“SULI!” I yelped. “Where are you learning this stuff?”
“Don’t forget to cover your stump before you hump,” Albert interjected.”
Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine
“A whoop of charmers will go bananas once they have felt all their efforts have been made in vain.”
Source: Looking For Your Tribe: Poems
“He could not imagine what he and Sejanus had to discuss. Perhaps they’d found some mutual grievance — like how their families didn’t understand them — to whine about?”
Source: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
“Stop pointing fingers and placing blame on others. Your life can only change to the degree that you accept responsibility for it.”
Source: Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience
“Funny", he intoned funerally, "how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”
Source: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Five Parts
“It is customary that no man cross the bridge to the tower of the betrothed, except your betrothed himself,” Christian explained.
Sig coughed, a few words escaping that sounded suspiciously like “which one?”
Source: A City of Whispers
“She does every little thing I like,’ he gushes.
Little does he know
he likes every little thing she does.”
Source: How to Love in Sanskrit