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“Cinnamon, I realized, is the flavor equivalent of being hugged by your grandmother.”

Book:The Dorito Effect: The Surprising New Truth About Food and Flavor

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“I keep telling myself That you’re just a girl. Another leaf blown across my path Destined to pass on And shrivel into yourself Like all the others. Yet despite my venom You refuse to wither Or fade. You remain golden throughout, And in your gaze I am left to wonder if it is me alone Who feels the fall.”

Love Poetry Isobel Varen

Book:Enshadowed

Source: Enshadowed

“What screamed self-care more than adorable food and reliving your life- defining trauma?”

Humor Food Trauma Sarcasm Self Care Rh Killers And Kings Leigh Kelsey

Book:Crazed Candy

Source: Crazed Candy

“The Red Hot Chili Peppers have a great song about a bridge. And I can relate, because I love spicy food.”

Humor Music Food Absurd Bridge

Book:The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

Source: The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

“No matter which end of a hotdog you take your first bite from, I’ll tell you you’re eating it backwards. I’m serious, I think you may be dyslexic.”

Humor Food Eating Eat Dyslexic Hotdog

Book:The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

Source: The Lewis and Clark of The Ozarks

“From farm to table, that’s my goal. Of course, I want to get there cheaply, by cutting out the greedy middleman carrying all my groceries from the trees to my kitchen.”

Humor Goal Food Greed Kitchen Farming Farm Table Middleman

Book:Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Source: Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“Why are there no saxophone-flavored potato chips? It's like they don't want my car to run on an alternative form of energy.”

Energy Music Food Absurd Chips Surreal Saxophone Potato Chips

Book:Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Source: Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“The lack of food makes a cannibal out of a vegan.”

Food Vegetarian Veganism Vegan Quotes Cannibalism Vegan Diet Food Quotes Cannibalistic Quote Cannibalism Cannibals Lack Of Food

Author:Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Are you hungry?' I say, slightly mischievously. 'Very, he says, unfurling his napkin. This is a shame, because we're sitting down for a tasting menu that will not be a meal, but more a random collection of the chef's ambitions, presented with seventeen verses of Vogon poetry from the staff as they dole out tiny plates of his life story. These tomatoes remind chef of his grandmother's allotment. This eel is a tribute to his uncle's fishing prowess. I will pull the requisite faces to cope with all of this. The lunch will be purposefully challenging, at times confusing and served ritualistically in a manner that requires the diner to behave like a congregation member of a really obscure sect who knows specifically when to bow her head and when to pass the plate and what lines to utter when.”

Funny Food Humour Chef Food Writing Tasting Restaurant Eating Out Fine Dining

Book:Hungry

Source: Hungry

“There are perhaps few cuisines that demand as much time and patience as Pakistani food. We do have our quick karahis, balti goshts and tikkas, but the bulk of Pakistani cooking is a masterclass in patience.”

Food Desicooking Pakistanifood

Book:Desi Delicacies: Food Writing from Muslim South Asia

Source: Desi Delicacies: Food Writing from Muslim South Asia

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