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“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

“When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.”

Thinking Knows Want Inspirational Funny Asks France

Author:Charles de Gaulle

“For your information, I would like to ask a question.”

Funny Asks Information Witty Sarcasm Sarcastic

Author:Samuel Goldwyn

“In the spirit of the Olympic Games, they traditionally ask that all fighting and warfare around the world stop. So, there's hope for a ceasefire within the Jackson family.”

World Funny Spirit Fighting Asks Games Around The World Warfare Olympics Olympic Games London Olympics Ceasefire

Author:Jay Leno

“I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'”

Source: Strictly personal

“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.”

Life Dream Humor Funny Asks Comedy Sick Following Hook Following My Dreams Hook Up Blurry

Author:Mitch Hedberg