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“Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!”

Life Baby Sticks Candy

Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan

“I think if I'm 40, and I don't have any kids, and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.”

Ifs Thinking Life Feels Kids Success Jesus Baby Married Mary My Baby

Author:Kim Kardashian

“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”

Author:Peter Ustinov

“Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'”

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Author:Steven Wright

“If you lose touch with nature you lose touch with humanity. If there's no relationship with nature then you become a killer; then you kill baby seals, whales, dolphins, and man either for gain, for "sport," for food, or for knowledge. Then nature is frightened of you, withdrawing its beauty. You may take long walks in the woods or camp in lovely places but you are a killer and so lose their friendship. You probably are not related to anything to your wife or your husband.”

“I am the drying meadow; you the unspoken apology; he is the fluctuating distance between mother and son; she is the first gesture that creates a quiet that is full enough to make the baby sleep. My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope; make yourself a structure you can live inside. Amen.”

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Author:Aimee Bender

“The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.”

Life Inspirational Light Turns Fear Dark Baby Bats Turn-on Fright

Author:Shel Silverstein

“Time can play all sorts of tricks on you. In the blink of an eye, babies appear in carriages, coffins disappear into the ground, wars are won and lost, and children transform, like butterflies, into adults.”

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Book:The Invention of Hugo Cabret

Source: The Invention of Hugo Cabret

“Can you be happy with the movies, and the ads, and the clothes in the stores, and the doctors, and the eyes as you walk down the street all telling you there is something wrong with you? No. You cannot be happy. Because, you poor darling baby, you believe them.”

Life Believe Eye Walks Poor Streets Baby Clothes Doctors Stores Ads Darling

Author:Katherine Dunn

“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?”

Thinking Life Years Said Two Next Born Destiny Baby Lays Hospitals Coincidence Bizarre Eighty Deathbed

Author:Steven Wright

“It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.”

Knows Life Children Important Humor Political Life Is Nations Dark Baby Internet Bushism Dungeons Funny Bush

Author:George W. Bush

“Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke”

Life Life Is Baby Jokes

Book:Gingerbread

Source: Gingerbread

“Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.”

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Book:Shanghai Girls

Source: Shanghai Girls