“These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.” SportsRichBasketballShoesLike MeHandsomeBasketball PlayerFamous BasketballReboundGood BasketballNba PlayerFunny BasketballFunniest SportsGood ShoesHilarious SportsNew Shoes Author:Charles Barkley
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” MenSportsBlackWhiteFashionBasketballGolfAthleteSexyHockeyWhite ManInspirational SportsGolfersGolfingGolf LifeGreat GolfFunny GolfGreat SportsGreat GolfingAthlete MotivationalFunny GolfingPimpGreatest GolfFunny SportsFunniest SportsGolf SwingInspirational GolfGolf HumorPopular SportsFunny Inspirational SportsMotivational GolfHilarious Sports Author:Tiger Woods
“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.” InspirationalMindMotivationalWishSportsPerfectPracticeBasketballPerfectionExcellenceImperfectionImperfectPerfectionismPerfectionistFamous BasketballInspirational BasketballMotivational BasketballBasketball MotivationBasketball TeamGreat BasketballFunny BasketballFunniest SportsPractice Makes PerfectBest BasketballEncouraging BasketballPerfection And ImperfectionGreatest BasketballBeing ImperfectPerfect Practice Author:Winston Churchill
“Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.” MatterHandsFunnyLeftSportsBasketballDumbNbaFamous BasketballLeft HandGreat BasketballFunny BasketballFunniest SportsDumb SportsAmbidextrous Author:Charles Shackleford
“[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.” CareersBasketballRight DirectionFunniest SportsDumb Sports Author:Tracy McGrady
“Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to” WellsRememberNamesBasketballClubsFunniest Sports Author:Shaquille O'Neal