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“The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.”

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Author:Marvin Olasky

“I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.”

Trying Made Kids Half Five Dad Dollars My Dad Stores Cents Candy Pennies Bucks Borrowed Inventory Candy Stores

Author:Guy Fieri

“Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud,he's got to pay3 more pennies when he buys a candy bar.”

Ifs Want Should Kids Courses Pay Relationship Taxes Bars Mud Candy Pennies Bicycle Sidewalk Candy Bar

Author:Jim Rohn

“The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy.”

Break Pieces Valentine Candy Valentine's Day

Author:Milton Berle

“It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.”

People Way Shows Seems Night House Leaving Rounds Caught Myth Giants Candy Rabbits Bunnies Haphazard Caught In The Act

Author:Todd Rundgren

“The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.”

Men Talent Surprise Depth All Time Candy Surprise Me All Time Favorite

Book:'Tis Herself: An Autobiography

Source: 'Tis Herself: An Autobiography

“Few men in their 70s looked as good as my father did. What was his secret? Genes, maybe, since he didn't exercise or diet, and he kept a candy drawer, drank a pot of black coffee every day, and read in the middle of the night. Still, he took such joy in being a dad - and in life in general - and his happiness showed.”

Men Stills Happiness Joy Night Father Black Secret Middle Dad Exercise Coffee Diets Pot Genes Candy Drank Drawers Middle Of The Night Being A Dad Black Coffee

Author:Jennifer Grant

“I love any kind of candy.”

Author:Kris Allen

“I don't deal with death very well. My brother, John Candy, my dad, my mom, Brandon Tartikoff just a couple of weeks ago. I mean, you lose a lot of people in your life, and that's one thing I am constantly working on - pain management.”

People Wells Mean Pain Loses Deals One Thing Week Brother Mom Couple Dad Management My Dad My Mom My Brother Candy People In Your Life Dealing With Death

Author:James Belushi

“School is where children spend most of their time, and it is where we lay the foundation for healthy habits. That's why New Jersey is the first state to adopt a comprehensive school nutrition policy that bans candy, soda, and other junk food.”

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Author:Richard Codey

“I started acting pretty young, so I haven't had too many odd jobs. But I used to sell candy out of my locker in middle school.”

School Jobs Young Used Acting Middle Havens Sells Odd Candy Lockers Middle School Odd Jobs

Author:Paul Dano

“I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was my dream for a long time, and sadly, now I can never realize that. But I'd like to do comedy.”

Long I Can Play Dream Guy Realizing Comedy Long Time Opposites Average Candy

Author:Warwick Davis

“After I won the Tony Award, the film floodgates opened, so I was like a kid in a candy store.”

Kids Film Stores Awards Candy Candy Stores

Author:Dan Fogler

“I don't always want to read serious fiction. But when I read fiction that's not serious, I don't want to read brain candy. Entertain me, for God's sake.”

Want Brain Fiction Serious Sake Candy

Author:Dorothea Benton Frank

“Well, I like chocolate stuff; I don't like any of that other gross sugary candy.”

Wells Stuff Chocolate Candy Gross

Author:Cam Gigandet

“I'm really into good nutrition and keeping healthy! That said, I'm also addicted to candy - It's my biggest weakness.”

Said Healthy Weakness Nutrition Candy Good Nutrition

Author:Kina Grannis

“You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.”

Feels Red Apples Compliment Candy Horny You Make Me Feel You Make Me Feel Like

Author:Paula Cole

“Mama gives you money for Sunday school, you trade yours for candy after church is through.”

Giving School Evil Church Trade Sunday Candy Mama Sunday School

Author:Stevie Wonder

“Some girls they like candy and others they like to grind. I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.”

Hands Girl Behinds Settling Candy Grind

Author:Madonna Ciccone

“Elizabeth, With my compliments. You will never get your claws into another one of mine. Rot in hell, Nïx clasped her hands over her chest, sighing, "He gave you his heart. That's so romantic. So much better than a candy heart. Those get stuck in the fangs, you know.”

Knows Heart Hands Hell Mines Stuck Chests Compliment Candy Fangs Claws Compliments You

Author:Kresley Cole

“I always believe that my greatest audience will come from 70-year-old Jewish men and Jewish women, but that's me from my experience of going to High Holiday services and being adored by the women with free candy in the back.”

Men Years Believe Audience Holiday Candy Always Believe

Author:Mark Feuerstein

“Much-derided chick lit, chick flicks, and chick magazines have left ambitious women in a bind. Why is it that I, a young woman, can read GQ, enjoy Fight Club, and subscribe to Thrillist, while the idea of a guy doing the same with Glamour, 27 Dresses and Daily Candy is nearly unheard of?”

Ideas Young Guy Fighting Left Enjoy Dresses Clubs Magazines Ambitious Young Women Candy Lit Glamour Chicks Unheard Ambitious Women Chick Flick

Author:Kathryn Minshew