“... still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.” StillsHardFunnyDifferencesHumorousDeterminePhilanthropyAnimosity Book:THE MYSTERY OF EDWIN DROOD, MASTER HUMPHREY'S CLOCK, AND SKETCHES BY Source: THE MYSTERY OF EDWIN DROOD, MASTER HUMPHREY'S CLOCK, AND SKETCHES BY
“There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.” ReasonHumorFunnyDifferencesReligiousDevilDatingCatholicBrokeBroke UpFunny DatingReligious Differences Author:Adam Ferrara
“[Oliver North is a] document-shredding, Constitution-trashing, Commander in Chief-bashing, Congress-thrashing, uniform-shaming, Ayatollah-loving, arms-dealing, criminal-protecting, résumé-enhancing, Noriega-coddling, Social Security-threatening, public school-denigrating, Swiss-banking-law-breaking, letter-faking, self-serving, election-losing, snake-oil salesman who can't tell the difference between the truth and a lie.” SelfSchoolFunnyLawLyingSocialDifferencesSecurityArmsLosingLettersConstitutionElectionCongressOilCriminalsChiefsServingUniformsDocumentsThreateningSnakesSocial SecurityBankingPublic SchoolCommandersSalesmanSwissCommander In ChiefSelf ServingShreddingLaw Breaking Author:Chuck Robb
“The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour varies its note, changes its key, grows and spreads and deepens until it may indeed reach tragic depths.” MayHumorFunnyLiteratureGrowsDifferencesHumourKeysNotesDepthSpreadTragicStringsVaryFarce Book:In My Good Books Source: In My Good Books
“What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.” HumorFunnyDifferencesLegsPoodlesRottweilers Author:Frank Carson
“Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.” IfsHumorFunnyDifferencesStreetsWallCancerNot Sure Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“In the past 10,000 years, humans have devised roughly 100,000 religions based on roughly 2,500 gods. So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2,500 gods whereas they are skeptical of 2,499 gods. We're only one God away from total agreement.” YearsHumansGodFunnyPastReligionDifferencesAtheismAtheistBelieverAgreementSkepticismSkepticalFunny Atheist Author:Michael Shermer