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“I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you”

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Author:Kate Hudson

“My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall, and the orchestra was playing. When the show started, the spotlight was sharp on this one man (Andres Segovia) and he had sombrero on and his guitar propped up like this and, oh man ... he was a master ! - I really heard it. That one guitar sounded like a whole orchestra to me.”

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Author:B. B. King

“I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having for my ex-wife, Leigh Taylor-Young.”

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Author:Ryan O'Neal

“I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best Ive ever done it.”

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Author:Gabriel Byrne

“It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics.”

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Author:Jane Wyman

“You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.”

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Author:George Foreman

“Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.”

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Book:Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

“It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.”

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Author:Dirk Benedict

“If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?”

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Author:Neil S. Plakcy

“There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.”

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Author:Cyril Connolly

“My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.”

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Author:Paul Gascoigne

“She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box.”

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Author:Evel Knievel

“The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing Hillary Clinton. Because she could lose. The reason is not that she's a woman. The reason is that she's the particular woman who taught the 4th grade class that every man in America wished he were dead in. Hillary Clinton is Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Hillary Clinton is "America's ex-wife."”

“I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.”

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Author:Richie Sambora