“When I started writing this blog more than years ago, it was in response to traditional media's habit of twisting interviews to fit the headlines they wanted to create.” WritingYearsWantedFunnyMediaHabitFitYears AgoResponseTraditionalInterviewsThoughtfulBlogsHeadlinesBlogging Author:Mark Cuban
“In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.” LittlesFunnyToo MuchFiguresFitMajorsRainHollywoodEnglandStudiosWeatherShootingCaliforniaUpsetSchedulesMetroWeathermenMayer Author:Bob Hope
“Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.” IfsFunnyCausesFitShoesCall MeMenaceIf The Shoe Fits Author:Eminem
“A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."” MenWellsProblemHumorSeemsFunnyAsksWalksFiveHe ManFitOfficeDoctorsGlovesTrousers Author:Tommy Cooper
“You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.” KnowsHumorFunnyFitFatsSock Author:Zach Galifianakis
“I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.” GivingEnoughHumorFunnyUsedFitFarmsAntsTractors Author:Steven Wright
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” WorldHappensFunnyMediaAmountFitNewsHumorousWittyNewspapersJournalismFunny InspirationalNewspapers Journalism Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.” TryingI CanAgeFunnyBlackFitOne DayMy FriendsConvincedPairsGet AwayJeansSkinny Author:Shaun White