“Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.” LiteratureFamilyFoodPlanningTopicsControversialCerealFamily PlanningFunny FamilyReligion PoliticsBreakfast CerealControversial Topics Author:Erma Bombeck
“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!” KnowsLittlesMadeFoodCookingCulinaryDo You KnowBreakfastPencilsCerealShavingHome CookingBreakfast CerealSharpenerPencil SharpenersCheap Food Book:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Source: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
“Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.” IfsChildrenRememberFoodCookingFinishedYour ChildrenCulinaryChocolateCerealFunny Chocolate Author:Robert Orben
“WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.” PeopleKnowsMadeSaidStuffNaturalKnow HowFoodPopulationBreadWheatCerealWhisky Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)
“Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.” IfsKnowsMenHeartStarsFoodBlueGreenDiamondBowlsOrangePurpleAcidCerealCloversFlashbackHorseshoes Author:David Henry
“Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.” VirtueFoodColorCookingSuitsCulinaryBreakfastLeisureCerealBreakfast Cereal Book:The Fran Lebowitz Reader Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader