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“Artichoke: That vegetable of which one has more at the finish than at the start of dinner.”
“It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.”
“Pray how does your asparagus perform?”
“Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.”
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally.”
“I eat a variety of foods like vegetables, fruit and beef for protein and iron.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”