“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
Source: The Posthumous and Other Writings of Benjamin Franklin ...
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“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.”
“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
“Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
Source: The Autobiography and Other Writings
“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”
Source: Speaking of Freedom: The Collected Speeches
Source: The Note-books of Samuel Butler: Easyread Comfort Edition
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
“Remember that a very good sardine is always preferable to a not that good lobster.”
“Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.”
Source: Chocolate: The Consuming Passion
“I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.”
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”