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“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
“The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
Source: Martin Chuzzlewit: Easyread Edition
“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.”
“Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.”
“Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations
“There's no sauce in the world like hunger.”
Source: The History Of the Renowned Don Quixote De la Mancha
“Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
“Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."”
Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
“In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.”
“Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.”
Source: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism
Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
Source: The World According to Dave Barry
Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
“I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.”
“Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.”
Source: Peace Kills
“Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.”
Source: Holidays in Hell
Source: Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.”
Source: Enigmatic Evolution