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“Would it not be prudent to get our civilization tools together, and see how much stock is left on hand in the way of Glass Beads and Theology, and Maxim Guns and Hymn Books, and Trade Gin and Torches of Progress and Enlightenment (patent adjustable ones, good to fire villages with, upon occasion), and balance the books, and arrive at the profit and loss, so that we may intelligently decide whether to continue the business or sellout the property and start a new Civilization Scheme on the proceeds.”

Source: The Portable Mark Twain

“The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller

“I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.”

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Author:Dorothy Parker

“You don't see a lot of difference between the Gin Blossoms and the Byrds.”

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Author:Steve Forbert

“Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in case I don't get in.”

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Author:Tupac Shakur

“I'm drinking here break motor oil and Bombay gin, I'll sleep when I'm dead.”

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Author:Warren Zevon

“It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.”

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Author:Ludacris

“One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.”

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Author:Bob Dylan

“Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.”

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Author:Snoop Dogg

“The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.”

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Author:Gram Parsons

“There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.”

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Author:Billy Joel

“They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin.”

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Author:Lou Reed

“Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.”

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Author:Jimmy Buffett

“On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.”

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Author:Adam Sandler