“I'm a natural management guy. I had forgotten that. And I forgot how much I hate it.” GuyHateNaturalI HateManagementForgotten Author:Keith Olbermann
“Anyone who hates something feels threatened by it. A guy who says he hates feminism (a) doesn't understand or know feminism, and (b) is scared of powerful women. Most attacks come from fear.” KnowsFeelsGuyHatePowerfulFeminismScaredThreatenedPowerful Women Author:Neil Strauss
“Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs.” IfsWantGuyHateWinningLove YouCostMarriedValentineValentine's DayCan't Win Author:Vince Vaughn
“Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real.” PeopleLooksRealKidsGuyHateI HateSantaSanta Claus Author:Floyd Landis
“We make a great bad guy, and they all say they hate us. But at the end of every day, people want to trust us. Because we're their government. And people trust their government.” PeopleWantEndsGovernmentGuyHateBad Guys Author:Brad Meltzer
“If I say, 'Hey, I'm Psy.' 'Psy?' 'The guy from the video on YouTube?' 'Oh.' I hate that. I've got to be more popular than the video. So I need to keep promoting myself.” IfsNeedsGuyHateI HateVideoHeyPromotingYoutube Author:PSY
“To most of you, your neighbor is a stranger, a guy with a barkin' dog and a high fence around him. Now you can't be a stranger to any guy that's on your own team. So tear down the fence that separates you. Tear down the fence and you'll tear down a lot of hates and prejudices. Tear down all the fences in the country and you'll really have teamwork.” CountryGuyHateTeamDogTearsPrejudiceStrangerNeighborTeamworkFenceBarking Dogs Author:Robert Riskin
“I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.” GuyHateBoysWatchesI HateGym Author:Ali Larter
“I've had experiences where people say, 'I hated jazz before I heard you guys!' I'm like, 'You didn't hate jazz before you heard us, you hated the idea of jazz.'” PeopleIdeasGuyHateHeardLike YouI HateJazzHated Author:Kamasi Washington
“That guy behind me on the airplane? He's been kicking my seat because he hates me. He's kicking my seat because he hates me and I'm gonna kill him. When we get off this plane, I'm gonna make eye contact. I'm gonna kill that guy. And all of that is just stuff in my head, but it's good to get rid of that stuff.” EyeGuyHateStuffBehindsContactPlanesSeatsAirplaneThat GuyKickingHate MeEye Contact Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“This Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republicans hate him. Even Miley Cyrus, he's the one guy she refuses to lick.” MeanGuyHatePartyRepublicanDemocratRefuseWrathCruzHate HimMiley Author:Bill Maher
“It seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing to hunt a guy down and shoot him twice in the head, but then to drag him to the mall? Come on, guys hate that.” BodyGuyHateOne ThingDown AndShoppingDragHuntsMallsFreezer Author:Jay Leno
“Don't hang out in your old neighborhood with your new cars and flash it to guys who don't have that. The only thing you're doing is making 'em hate.” GuyHateCarEmsNeighborhoodHanging OutFlashNew CarOld Neighborhood Author:Ja Rule
“I hate it when people are impolite to waiters or to the valet or the guy in the supermarket. There's no need for that; it doesn't cost anything to be polite.” PeopleNeedsGuyHateCostI HatePoliteSupermarketsWaiterValet Author:Ashley Madekwe
“I hate jealous guys! Everyone can be jealous. We all have that in us. Push the demon down or it's going to drive the other person away.” PersonsGuyHateI HateDemonJealousBeing Jealous Author:Ashley Greene
“I think audiences will always like bad guys who kill for no apparent reason. We just like to hate them.” ThinkingReasonGuyHateAudienceBad Guys Author:Jack Gleeson
“I really hate to be put in the position of trying to justify something, a decision that was made. I'm a military guy: when a decision is made, I go along with it, whatever the manufactured controversy and criticism.” TryingMadeGuyHateDecisionMilitaryPositionCriticismJustifyControversy Author:Buzz Aldrin
“A guy who hates his job isn't going to be too charming at home.” HomeJobsGuyHateCharming Book:Miracle on the 17th Green Source: Miracle on the 17th Green
“That happened when I was a freshman in high school. The guy reading it [the Bible] was dating my older sister. I thought he was the cutest thing that had ever happened in Nashville. He was nine years older than me and I thought, 'Mimi, I hate to do this to you, but I'm going to steal this guy away.' So I went to this Bible study thinking I was going to make this guy fall in love with me. I was fourteen. Hey, you know. But I was so overwhelmed by what they were talking about at this Bible study. I became a very serious, committed Christian.” ThinkingKnowsYearsSchoolChristianGuyHateFallReadingTalkingStudyHappenedSeriousHigh SchoolDatingI HateFalling In LoveCommittedNineStealingHeyOverwhelmedThis GuyBible StudyFourteenNine YearsNashvilleFreshmanHey YouOlder SisterMimiCutest Author:Amy Grant
“We hate guys who date more than one woman at a time. I've always believed that what's unacceptable in one sex should, by definition, be unacceptable in the other.” ShouldGuyHateSexDefinitionsAlways BelieveOne Woman Author:Candace Bushnell
“My fear is that the Tea Party gets a charismatic leader. Because all they're selling is fear and anger. And that's all Hitler sold. 'I'm angry and I'm frightened, and you should hate that guy over there.' And that's what they're doing.” ShouldGuyHatePartyLeaderAngrySellingTeaFrightenedThat GuyTea PartyCharismatic Author:Rob Reiner
“I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'” PeopleThinkingFeelsDoeGuyHateCausesTerribleJokesPrintThat Guy Author:Aziz Ansari
“I hate superheroes. I always hated superheroes. From the time I was a little kid, I could believe in a 50-foot gorilla trashing New York City before I could believe a guy would put on long tights and bat ears and go and fight crime. Like, the fantasy never made sense to me, on a basic level.” BelieveLittlesLongMadeKidsGuyHateFightingLevelsCitiesFantasyFeetCrimeNew YorkEarsI HateHatedNew York CityBatsSuperheroLittle KidGorillasTights Author:Stephen R. Bissette
“Lots of guys don't like Jacques Plante, but he has been good to me. He's always by himself, you know, and how can you hate a guy when you never see him?” KnowsHas BeensGuyHateSports Author:Bernie Parent
“I hate the beach - I'm a mountain guy. I'd much rather face a bear than a shark.” FacesGuyHateBearsMountainI HateBeachSharks Author:Jeff Dunham
“I know this sounds ridiculous but I like guys with love handles. I hate a washboard stomach - that does not turn me on.” KnowsDoeGuyHateTurnsSoundI HateRidiculousHandleStomachTurn Me Author:Tara Reid
“I like guys who wear nice clothes, nice jeans, nice trainers - I hate skinny jeans and those T-shirts that are really low-cut.” GuyHateNiceCuttingClothesLowsI HateShirtsJeansT ShirtSkinnyTrainersSkinny JeansNice Clothes Author:Georgia Salpa
“Socially, hip-hop has done more for racial camaraderie in this country than any one thing. 'Cause guys like me, my kids - everyone under 45 either grew up loving hip-hop or hating hip-hop, but everyone under 45 grew up very aware of hip-hop. So when you're a white kid and you're listening to this music and you're being exposed to it every day on MTV, black people become less frightening. This is just a reality. What hip-hop has done bringing people together is enormous.” PeopleCountryDoneRealityKidsTogetherGuyHateCausesBlackWhiteOne ThingListeningGrewGrew UpHip HopEnormousLike MeHipsHopsBlack PeopleExposedFrighteningMtvCamaraderie Author:Michael Rapaport
“I'm a humorist. A guy like Paul Simon just makes my life so much simpler. When I was there, he had a hearing against hate. Steven Spielberg came and testified against hate. Paul Simon said hate was bad. Orrin Hatch was there, and he was against hate too. Everyone was opposed to hate. Is this really a wonderful way to spend our tax dollars, to have these men drone away about how against hate they are?” MenWaySaidGuyHateWonderfulTaxesDollarsHearingDronesHumoristsTax Dollars Author:Dave Barry
“I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"” WantEndsHumorFunnyGuyHateSentencesSmokePotHate Me Author:Mike Birbiglia
“I think that the "what if" game is what you guys get to do. I don't have to do that. I hate the "what if" game. I'm such a believer in everything happening the way it's supposed to happen.” IfsThinkingWayHappensGuyHateGamesHappeningsI HateBelieverThings HappenWhat If Author:Bruce Willis
“I hate motorcycles. Because if I hit one, even if it's not my fault, if I've done nothing wrong, I'm not charged with manslaughter, he's gonna die, because he's on a motorcycle. So I have to live my life knowing that I killed this guy.” IfsDoneGuyHateDiesKnowingI HateFaultsLiving My LifeThis GuyMotorcycleManslaughter Author:Chuck Klosterman