“You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.” PeopleShouldMeanShowsHumorCareAgeFunnyGirlNiceTvsDon't CareI Don't CareGradesBeing NiceTv ShowsOther GirlBe Nice To People Author:Chelsea Handler
“I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!"” SaidTwoHumorAgeFunnyGirlWaitingPairsBus Author:Jimmy Carr
“Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.” PeopleFirstsWellsChildrenHumorSeemsMightAgeFunnyLastsSufferingFatherBabyAbuseVictimMereThese DaysFortySparesReducingLiftingStrawsDiskCuffsVerbal Abuse Book:The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee Source: The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
“I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.” HumorAgeFunnyDealsBirthGuaranteesRelaxedGuarantees ThatCertificatesUnwrittenBirth Certificate Book:Crying With Laughter: My Life Story Source: Crying With Laughter: My Life Story
“I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.” HumorAgeFunnyClassTeacherDevelopers Author:Chic Murray
“Old age is fifteen years older than I am.” YearsHumorAgeFunnyFunAgingOld AgeFifteenOld PeopleYoung AgeFifteen YearsOlder PeopleFunny AgingYoung And OldAge And YouthInspirational AgeFifteen Years Old Author:Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.